Eeewww eeewww eeewww! Ok, now that I have that out of the way, I can tell the story. Michael Wayne Edwards is a sick and twisted man. He apparently stood behind a woman in a supermarket line, staring at her. Then, he followed her out of the store and sprayed human semen from a plastic …
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Stick To Pumping Gas Instead Of Threatening To Pump Customers Full Of Lead.
Mahmoud Ahmed Alsharif needs to chill out. Really. When someone asking to use his gas station bathroom is enough to make him threaten to shoot them in the head, and chase them out of the station with a bat, he’s wound just a little too tight. It all started when a family wanted to fill …
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It’s The Roboss!
Oh boy. Here comes Spike, the next generation! A company called Anybots has designed QB, a robot that you control remotely, that can sub in for you at the office! Seriously. Apparently, from time to time, Anybots president Trevor Blackwell stays at home, and he sends in QB to talk to his employees. It wheels …
Gimme A High Five! And Another One!
We have blogged about quite a few things you can get for yourself if you have no friends and need something to make you feel like you’re loved and appreciated. There was the Words of Encouragement tapes, the listening plant, and the Christmas dinner guests on a DVD. But now, there’s a whole new thing …
Papa’s Got A Reusable Bag
Help me understandthis.You smash a window so you can break into an empty house, but while you’re there all you take is a snooze and an enviro bag? Maybe you’re a homeless person who needs something to carry things around in, but why not take some money or even some food while you’re at it? …
Slow And Steady Wins The Race…Unless You’re A Burglar
Ya know, most people break into banks or stores. They don’t break into temp agencies. If they do break into a temp agency, it’s because they’re a client there. Maybe they need to steal back a file or something in a file. If they’re not a client there, there would usually be no reason to …
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If Ya Can’t Hug ‘Em, Slug ‘Em!
It doesn’t take much to get Dominique J. Conway mad. It also doesn’t take much to get him drunk either. A blood alcohol level of 0.086 was enough to turn him into a drunken fool? Seriously? I guess he was feeling friendly, so approached a random man and tried to hug him. He was pushed …
Not The Sharpest Bayonet In The Stroller?
Now that’s just a little weird. Police came and arrested a drunken couple who were pushing a stroller with their two kids in it at around 1:30 a.m. In the stroller, they found open containers of booze. I was expecting that. But they also found a double-edged bayonet. Yup, in with their kids in the …
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Senseless Census Violence
The story of a rather large nutcase holding a census-taker against his will gives me chills just because it’s scary, but it also gives me the chills for a more personal reason. I know my mom was an enumerator for some elections stuff when I was little, but I could have sworn she did census …
Was She Paying Her Overdue Fines Back With Food?
Man, it would suck to work at the Boise public library after 74-year-old Joy Cassidy had dropped her presents into the drop-off slot. What on earth would possess her to pour corn syrup, ketchup and mayonaise into a library’s drop box, ruining whatever books were in there? They still don’t know, but hopefully, this will …
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