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I have so much to say about this story, and nowhere to begin. Well, we can first begin by making fun of Graydon Smith. Does he honestly think that a signed statement by his girlfriend saying he can hit her anywhere but her pregnant belly is worth anything? He’ll soon find out it isn’t. But …
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Now, there’s a graduation ceremony nobody will forget, but for all the wrong reasons. We still don’t know why, but in the middle of the ceremony, a fight broke out between some parents, and one of the parents observing put the resulting fight up on YouTube. Wow, just wow. This is the way parents think …
Why would you steal dirty diapers? An even better question is why would you want to wear dirty diapers? I mean, it’s weird enough when people like to wear diapers, but dirty ones? Yuck. But I guess that’s a question only Dillon Makuski can answer for us.
In Canada, this coming weekend is a long holiday one, and you know what that means. Beer, and hopefully lots of it. But if you’re sick of the same old brew and want something different,here are a few you may not have tried,which may or may not be a good thing. Pizza Beer made the …
If there’s anything the business world is good at, it’s creating problems that nobody has, convincing people that they have them and then selling them something useless with which to solve them. Today’s example of this statement in action comes in the form of the EZ Cracker egg cracker and separator. Yes, no more messy …
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>Ann sent me this, and then I saw it on the news. I know that there has been trouble with people running onto the field at Phillies games, but was it really necessary to taser this guy? I mean, our old pal Matthew I’m going to puke on your daughter Clemmens was more deserving of …
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I just said to Steve that we hadn’t had a good food feud in a while. We’ve got ourselves a food feud. Apparently, to Kenyana McQuay and Waltia Funches, not holding the elevator for them is an offense punishable by punching, kicking, swinging of handbags, and…pelting of pasta. This is what Mohammed Warsame discovered when …
Help me out here. In Scotland, if you hump a bike, you’re going on the sex-offender registry right away. But if you engage in online sexual relations with a 14-year-old girl, and threaten her and her friends if she doesn’t come to her webcam and do things to get you going, you don’t have to …
Um, eeewwww. What kind of deranged freak digs up a corpse and takes a foot…just because he wanted it? Then he was just walkin’ out of the cemetery, lum dee dum, with the foot in a bag. Somebody saw it, why some other poor soul was around the cemetery at 3 in the morning I …
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What kind of psycho throws a knife at her brother during an argument over gas prices? Never mind that it stabbed her one-year-old niece in the head when her brother ducked, and the baby is now in serious condition. She threw a knife over gas prices! What did she hope to accomplish by throwing a …