>Barb keeps saying we need a really fat people tag…and I’m starting to think she’s right. Just look at the story of Donna Simpson. She is *trying* to reach 1000 pounds. She is trying! She says the weight isn’t impacting her health, even though in the next breath she admits needing a mobility scooter and …
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Someone Needs More Training…No, Not That Kind.
I know that when police and firefighters are responding to an accident, they have to think quickly. But why would anyone think train tracks would be a good place to park a giant fire engine? Of course, the train came while they were dealing with things, and the fire engine was turned into a crumpled …
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The Winner Is…A Loser
An unnamed fellow on a RyanAir flight from Poland to the UK must be feeling like a pretty big loser right about now. He had a scratch ticket with him, scratched it off, and discovered he had won 10000 euros! But when the cabin crew said they couldn’t give him the dough right this instant, …
Smile For The Camera And Say "Privacy Invasion"
Here’s something that sounds positively scary, and another reason why I will never have a facebook. Never, ever, ever. There is a new application for phones being produced by a Swedish company called “The Astonishing Tribe” that is being referred to as a stalker’s dream. Why is it being called that? Well, here’s why. Say …
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The Chew Chew Train
There’s something wrong with this guy. Twice in the past two weeks, he’s been hit by the same train. The first time he was hit by the train, it severed one of his hands at the wrist. This time, he had injuries to the now handless arm and his other hand. And they’re also thinking …
Talk About Your Eviction Notice
Gees! I think Jimmie Lamar Richardson should choose a new line of work. The job of being a landlord is getting to him. It has to be if he would beat a tenant to death for locking himself out of his apartment. The story goes that Richard Bohannon got a little drunk and forgot his …
I Shot Him My Way
Back a couple years ago, I wrote about a guy getting shot in the Philippines for singing out of tune. I mentioned that a lot of places removed the popular song “My Way” by Frank Sinatra from their lists because it caused too much violence. Well, here’s a whole story on that phenomenon. Wow. Nobody …
Hot On The Trail…Mix Of A Good Story
And we thought Jonathan G. Parker was dumb. Just have a look at Stephan Crane. He got a little boozed up, and decided to go visit his sister. But he couldn’t get in. After trying to come in through her window, he spied a copy of the Ravalli Republic in the hall outside her apartment, …
No Fair, It Can’t Duck Duck
I don’t understand the reasoning here, but that happens a lot. Drunken Utah resident George Eric Tangalos, 28, was arrested and charged with fourth-degree intentional damage to property and disorderly conduct during a visit to Rochester, Minnesota aftergetting into a fight with the 4 foot goose statue in the above picture. When asked by police …
Why Not Just Ask Where The Washroom Is?
Ug! What would possess someone to piss all over a Wal-Mart meat counter? I guess we can ask Robert T. Jenkins, he’s in jail unless someone pays $25000 to get him out. He destroyed $600-worth of steak and other meat. This story is light on details, but it has a few big errors. According to …