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Whatever you do, don’t take dating or theft tips from the aptly named though slightly misspelledTerrance Patrick O’Toole,because he doesn’t seem to be good at either one. The most recent incident occurred Thursday at a mobile home in the 2000 block of Oak Road in Cedar Creek Township, police said. The female victim said she …
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I hate to end the day with another screaming rage post, but…some more wastes of space vandalized another cenotaph. Thankfully, this was just spray-paint and most of it was gone before services started. Why on earth would you spray paint a swastika on the cenotaph? I hope you enjoy going before a panel of veterans …
Even if you were drunk out of your mind, what would possess you to walk into a pharmacy, walk to the front of the store, take a dump on the floor, and then leave? And how sad that this drunken defecator has the name Robert E. Lee. This makes me wonder. Why would you give …
Help me understand this logic. In order to prevent your stepdaughter from being sexually active with a boy her age, you try to marry her off to a 23-year-old man? Huh? I just don’t get it. Of course, after family told police, the guy got arrested, but…I just can’t wrap my head around it, especially …
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Hey there you no good cenotaph-vandalizing assholes. I hope you’re happy with yourselves. You went and smashed a monument that’s been around for 86 years, and you did it just before Remembrance Day. Yeah, that makes you into real heroes, you think? Do you? Honestly? I have another couple of words for you. Disrespectful cowards! …
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Eek. A company has made a desk to attach to your steering wheel. Yeah, I had to link to it so you’d believe me. Here’s the description. Introducing the AutoExec WM-01 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray – Gray – , featured in our Other Vehicle Parts department. This product generally ships within 2 business day(s) …
This story of non-emergency 911 calls brings up a couple of questions. First, what kind of a name is Hee Orama? It makes me think she’s a great big gigglefest. Second, why did she suddenly start calling 911 for stupid reasons? First it was about a guy lying about marrying her, and then about stuff …
I had a weird thing happen to me at the drugstore. I went up to pay, and the girl said, “What’s your postal code?” Why in hell would they need the postal code when I’m just buying some bread? Hell, why would they need the postal code at all? So I asked her. She said, …
I’ve gotten a few errant text messages from time to time, but never have I decided that I should meet the wrong number-texter and fight. But that’s what Scott Allen Elder and Brian Matison decided to do. They met in a parking lot and Elder, who actually is the younger of the two men, shot …
You know you’re desperate for employment when you decide to be a Charmin Embassador. Seriously. What’s the job? Procter and Gamble, from time to time, set up public bathrooms in New York and promote Charmin. They want to pay people to stand around in these public johns, interact with the people going in there to …