One Way To Turn All Your Friends Into Enemies In A Hurry

I can’t believe the lengths that Deputy Joe Russell went to in order to trick everyone into believing he had cancer. And for what? So they could give him some sick leave? Oh, he also got a bunch of money and an award for enduring all this cancer treatment. First, he said he had lung …

He Said There Are Other fish In The Sea, She Said She Had Other Fish To Fry

Yikes. This unnamed woman from Pasadena is either crazy, spiteful, or a little of both. After a fight with her ex over jewellery, she took, and fried, seven of his goldfish! It’s too bad they don’t say her name, because I think people need to know who she is. If they wind up living with …

He Certainly Put the Poo In Pool

Ug. Now there’s something I wouldn’t want to have happen. A Florida family suddenly heard something crash into their pool screen and fall into their pool. It turned out to be a naked, drunk man covered in poop. Yup. When they recognized him, he ran away, but police tracked him, Robert Stark Higgins, down. All …

Did He Get The Injuries After the Police Found Out He Was Wasting Their Time?

Here comes another fake kidnapping. I’m really starting to consider creating a tag for tracking these. This unnamed guy from Cambridge made up a story about being attacked outside Sidelines Sports Bar & Grill, where he was knocked unconscious, thrown into a car, later to be dropped off in Woodstock where he discovered his wallet …

I wonder How She’d Like To Be Kicked In The Jaw.

What kind of freak kicks a guide dog? I guess a 46-year-old woman freak from Minneapolis does. Lynnette Lijewski and her guide dog were just walking into Target, when some woman went out of her way to hoof the dog in the jaw! What disturbs me more than this incident was what I saw as …

Something Tells Me These Two Aren’t Friends Anymore

Prisscilla Mechell needs some help, and immediately. Apparently, she had been pregnant, but had miscarried. Instead of just saying she miscarried, she kept up the elusion that she was pregnant. then, she made up a date when she was going to be induced and realized she had to find a baby somewhere. Ok? And how …

Instead Of Getting A Piggy Back Ride, He’ll Have To Put His Hands Behind His Back And Take A ride

The reporting in this story is sketchy, but I had to post it just because this guy asked a high school student for a piggy back ride! Can you imagine? He somehow persuaded the student he could help him with a college term paper interview. Then they said he started behaving strangely. How was he …