Now that’s a sign of either a desperate man or a bad economy or both. A guy set up a banner near a mall saying he’d let them kick him in the balls if they paid him. The price was originally 5 bucks a kick, but he dropped it to 3 bucks for his only …
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Part Of this complete Blech-Fest
God damn it, this post should be easy to write. It’s ready-made, just like what I’m about to describe. But I’m having a hard time getting started because of my uncontrollable urge to go blech! Ok, I think the heaving is under wraps. So…if you’re a fan of the pre-boiled egg, why not crack open …
Kidnapped?
What’s with the rash of fake kidnappings lately? The first one we noticed was years ago when this woman faked her son’s kidnapping to get money from her hubby. But lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of them. I went back to see if there were more I’d forgotten about, and there were. There was …
A Happy Egg Is A Processed Egg
I didn’t think boiling eggs was all that difficult, butperhaps I’m wrong. TheHappy Egg Company,who’s website is completely inaccessible to blind people unless I’m missing something, is now selling packs of preboiled and preshelled free range eggs for folks who “love free range eggs but don’t have the time or knack to prepare a boiled …
Workking Concrete Canoe, That’s An Oxymoron
Student drowns while testing concrete canoe Ya think? I can’t figure out how so many people, as part of a civil engineering team, thought this was a fine idea. Concrete…canoe! Concrete…canoe! Should concrete be in a canoe? I know the guy sank because he didn’t have a lifejacket, but whatever happened to the canoe? It …
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Off With Their Heads, And Then Off With Mine!
The poor, poor adoptive parents of Christopher Monks. They’ll be wondering what they did wrong for a long time. He apparently met this other guy, Shaun Skarnes, on the net, and together, they decided to kill Monks’s parents. Afterwards, Skarnes would satisfy Monks by….biting off his penis? Whaaat? Yup, that’s what he wanted. Luckily, nobody …
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Hot dog!
Uh, um, erm, I beg your pardon? there is, um, erm, a sex toy for dogs? Yuck, And how exactly do you convince your dog to use it? I think the only one who will use it will be this guy.
The Wearable Tool
Isthe Wearable Towelreally something the world was crying out for? Are regular towels honestly so complicated that you need “the towel with arm openings!”? what about bath robes? Putting on your clothes? Yes? Ok, just asking. I’ll say this for it though. It sure is nice to know that not only can it be worn …
Super Eeewww!
Police: Suspect attacked women with superglue in Pasadena stores He would just walk up to them in drug and grocery stores and plop superglue in their hair. They don’t know why. they haven’t caught him yet. Did he used to work in the stores as one of those perfume-spraying dorks who would come out of …
Smash TV’s, Feel Better. Wal-Mart.
There isn’t much to this story. the only thing that keeps making me laugh is the image of Jeremy Allan Rhodes walking around Wal-Mart, first with a softball bat, next with a lamp, smashing TV’s. Why? We don’t know. All we know is he has issues and he’s in jail now. Let’s hope after the …