People Pops sound like they really suck. I find it hard to swallow that nobody thought they were obscene. They mustn’t be up on what’s appropriate. They should have poled the consumer base. We wood have told them. Check out this comments thread on Weird Universe. It’ll make you laugh really hard.
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Wanted: Good Title For A Post About Paint
They’ve been doing a bunch of painting in our building over the last week or so and while I’m glad to see them earning the rent increase we’ve just been given, I still hate them for it because paint fumes and I have never really gotten along. I’ve had problems with headaches ever since I …
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And God Said, Let There Be Horrible Mutilations Of The English Language, And It Was So.
The other day, Steve happened to be cruisin’ around our page and saw an ad for a text lingo bible. We can’t click on it, but it sure peaked our curiosity. Steve and I thought two different things. I thought it was like a lexicon for all things textspeak. Steve thought it was a translation …
Texting A Landline Just Got dumber
Wow. I just learned something else about that rogers Wireless txt 2 Landline service. Not only is it cumbersome, it’s cumbersome and it costs dough. I mentioned in that message that I got a thank you message with the message I sent. I thought I’d read the whole thing, but then I read it later …
USBeans
This is a scary sign of the times. Because we’re sooo busy that we can’t make it out for lunch, Heinz has invented the beanzawave. What is it? A tiny microwave oven that you can hook up to a USB port on a laptop that uses radio frequencies to cook your food…so you never have …
My Wife Makes Me Wear A Burnin’ Ring Of Fire
Now here’s a, um, memorable invention? It’s the Remember Ring. Here’s how it works. The Remember Ring™ utilizes patent pending Hot Spot™ technology to deliver a reminder that it’s “That time of the year again!” 24 hours before your special day, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your Remember Ring™ will warm to …
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Why Was This Even Created?
Today, I came across what I think is the most useless service I’ve seen in a long time. It is, get ready for this, Rogers Wireless to Land Line text message service. Ok, here’s how it works. You send a text message to a phone number that is a land line. A message returns to …
The Can Is Exactly Where This Belongs
I wasn’t sure that thecheeseburger in a cancould ever be topped, but I think it may have just been done. Beholdthe whole chicken in a can.Yes, bones and all. Grab yourself a bucket and click the link for lots of pictures and some pretty funny step by step narration. I’m glad I’ve already eaten lunch …
Never Cry Over Loose Change
Thisis one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine a service like this being a success for very long, but the initial curiosity calls would probably keep it afloat for a little while. Don’t kid yourselves, you know you would call, and it would seem like a great idea until the phone …
I wonder If The Head Of the Invisible government Talks To Him Too
Every time I try and write about this, my brain shuts down. It just can’t handle this level of insanity and I think it’s trying to protect itself from harm. Certain things I come across have that power, and this is one of them. Ok brain, you have to get through this. It’s for the …
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