Wanted: Good Title For A Post About Paint

They’ve been doing a bunch of painting in our building over the last week or so and while I’m glad to see them earning the rent increase we’ve just been given, I still hate them for it because paint fumes and I have never really gotten along. I’ve had problems with headaches ever since I …

And God Said, Let There Be Horrible Mutilations Of The English Language, And It Was So.

The other day, Steve happened to be cruisin’ around our page and saw an ad for a text lingo bible. We can’t click on it, but it sure peaked our curiosity. Steve and I thought two different things. I thought it was like a lexicon for all things textspeak. Steve thought it was a translation …

Texting A Landline Just Got dumber

Wow. I just learned something else about that rogers Wireless txt 2 Landline service. Not only is it cumbersome, it’s cumbersome and it costs dough. I mentioned in that message that I got a thank you message with the message I sent. I thought I’d read the whole thing, but then I read it later …

My Wife Makes Me Wear A Burnin’ Ring Of Fire

Now here’s a, um, memorable invention? It’s the Remember Ring. Here’s how it works. The Remember Ring™ utilizes patent pending Hot Spot™ technology to deliver a reminder that it’s “That time of the year again!” 24 hours before your special day, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your Remember Ring™ will warm to …

The Can Is Exactly Where This Belongs

I wasn’t sure that thecheeseburger in a cancould ever be topped, but I think it may have just been done. Beholdthe whole chicken in a can.Yes, bones and all. Grab yourself a bucket and click the link for lots of pictures and some pretty funny step by step narration. I’m glad I’ve already eaten lunch …

Never Cry Over Loose Change

Thisis one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine a service like this being a success for very long, but the initial curiosity calls would probably keep it afloat for a little while. Don’t kid yourselves, you know you would call, and it would seem like a great idea until the phone …

I wonder If The Head Of the Invisible government Talks To Him Too

Every time I try and write about this, my brain shuts down. It just can’t handle this level of insanity and I think it’s trying to protect itself from harm. Certain things I come across have that power, and this is one of them. Ok brain, you have to get through this. It’s for the …