>Here are three uncomprehensible words to me when they combine to make a sentence. Snuggie, Pub, crawl. Why? What’s up with the Snuggie fad? Even if I owned a snuggie, I would wear it strictly in my home.
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She’s Crazy, He’s Still Dead, Maybe She Should Go Back To Magic School
Remember the guy who charged into a funeral and started beating the everloving crap out of the corpse? We have a new one. Nicole Leonard walked into the funeral, danced around, threw flowers at the family, opened the casket and smacked the body with a wand! Was she hoping she could give him new life …
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Some Food Just Shouldn’t Be In A Vending Machine
*gag*. *gag*. *hurl!* Why in christ would you buy a burger out of a vending machine anyway? Ug. I can’t look at this anymore.
I Wonder What They Had Planned For The Evening
Vibrating condom, energy drink stolen That’s all this couple took…from a Wal-Mart of all places.
Getting Booked For A Book?
Ok, this is the second case of someone getting arrested over an overdue book. The book cost $14. She had to pay almost 18 times that to bail herself out of jail. Couldn’t the police have just asked her for the money to replace the book instead of taking her downtown?
Hungry Criminals
Lately, although neither of us have blogged about them, we’ve heard about people hitting other people with bagels, cheeseburgers, tacos, sandwiches on more than one occasion, and of course there was the infamous sausage assault and hot cookie torture. then there were the fights over what was for dinner. there was the guy who smacked …
Cheers To You, You Dickless Yambag
Remember thatlistening plantfrom a few days ago? Remember how dumb it sounded? Me too, but I think I’d buy a billion of those before I’d invest one thin dime in one of these. There’s something seriously wrong with anybody who needs that type of motivation or encouragement. But on the up side, it makes it …
Watch The Watch. No, Watch Your Money!
Maybe I’m stupid, but isn’t throwing away $100 an hour for a hypnotist to convince you you’re a millionaire counterproductive? If you put that money away, you would know how much money you had and you wouldn’t need to be hypnotized. But maybe they’re halfway to being filthy rich. They’re already throwing money away on …
Smile, You’re On Candid Bedroom Camera
Here’s a note to women everywhere. I wouldn’t live with Jeffrey Tigges if I were you. He thinks that you have no reasonable expectation of privacy in your own home if you live with him. He videotaped his wife and got caught, and that was his defense in court. Thankfully, it didn’t fly. What I …
I’m Tired. Let’s Go To The Can
Here’s one of those things I’m not sure the world really needs, not to mention one of those things that I have no idea how somebody came up with. I just found out that a patent was issued in 2004 for aForehead support apparatus that would give us guys someplace to rest our heads while …