A group of Scottish researchers may have just won the most pointless experiment ever award, and if there’s any justice in this world, they’ll be earning some animal cruelty charges as well. Sharks and Rays at the Loch Lomond Sea Life Centre in Balloch, Dunbartonshire will suffer immeasurable agony in the coming days and weeks …
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Beats Me
Is there some secret underworld purpose for egg-beaters? Why would robbers demand one at knifepoint from someone at 4 in the morning?
What Could Possibly Go Wro…Grandpa? Grandpa? Uh-oh
Call me crazy, but I’m not sure that people who “may have dexterity limitations or difficulty sighting and controlling a traditional revolver or semi-automatic pistol” are the ones I’d begiving prescription firearms to.I wouldn’t be giving prescription firearms to anybody, but you know what I mean. The Palm Pistol is the world’s first ergonomic firearm, …
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That’th Jutht Great, The Polithe Are Here. Thith Ith Going To Be Thuch A Meth
I understand exactly0% of the logic at play here.I also think somebody’s not being totally honest about his usage. A man removed his clothes in front of several children to “prove to his girlfriend that he wasn’t going to use methamphetamine anymore,” investigators wrote in charges filed Monday. The man, 26, was wearing only shorts …
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Why Waste?
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A Question And a Big Thank You, Mr. Postman.
Here’s another episode of postal what the hell? today I got parcel cards. They told me where I was supposed to go to get these parcels. So off I went. I arrive at 1:30 or so, and the person looks at me, all sad. “You’re parcels aren’t here yet.” she says. “the delivery driver doesn’t …
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I hope the Dog At Least Bit Him But Good First
What kind of sick freak would put a dog in an oven? I’m betting this asshole knew the lady and was doing this as some kind of sick way of scaring her. What a horrible human being.
I’m gonna Get Me Some Mercury And throw It Up And Down The Road
What on earth would compel someone to toss mercury from hand to hand as if it were a ball? And why, why, whywhywhywhywhy, if you saw someone doing that, would you not a. mention this to him, and if that didn’t stop it, b. call someone like the cops? he isn’t just endangering himself here. …
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Remember, Tattoos Are Forever
It’s too bad blane dickinson, the guy who wanted to tattoo breakfast on someone’s head, didn’t meet Marcos Paiz, someone willing to allow his torso to be used as a practice space by tattoo artists, so much so that he posted an ad on Craigslist saying so. But I guess Dickinson did want to tattoo …
Jeepers, Creepers, Where’d Ya Get Those Peepers?
There’s a new trend in Springfield, Missouri that has everybody very confused. People are stealing…peepholes? Yup, peepholes. And noone knows why. It can’t be for the metal, since they’re mostly made of cheap steel. It has to be so they can get a peep at the folks on the inside. It’s been going on for …
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