The combination USB card reader and compact mirror, another one of those things I’m not sure how the world has done with out for so long.
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For That Price I Should Be Able To Ride In It Too
Did you know that for only $3500 you can get yourself a 1950’s style hot rod complete with leather bucket seats, a swank paint job and about a zillion other custom features? Well you can. Sounds awesome you say? Would be a deal at twice the price? Sure, but would you feel the same way …
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>More Blinky Gadgets From The Past
>After my big tyrade about the slate and stylus, I got thinking about some other fun devices that were designed with the best of intentions, but in practice, they didn’t work too well. don’t get me wrong, there are a zillion devices out there that made things easier, but a few devices…well, they just weren’t …
>We Are Gathered Here today To…Get This Creep Out Of Our Midst!
>Here’s a memorial service you’ll never forget. What the hell was up with this guy walking into an apartment where the mother of the deceased was holding a gathering to celebrate her daughter’s life, grabbing the deceased’s sister’s breast and then showing the mom nasty porn? There’s 0 explanation for why he would do that. …
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I Think I’ll Pass…Whether I Want To Or Not
Buttered popcorn. Cheese pizza. Moldy cheese. Earwax. Pencil shavings. Vomit. What do all of those things have in common? They’re allactual jelly bean flavours. I’m gonna go harf now.
Will You…SB Marry Me?
Um…uh…ur…USB wedding rings? Yeah…sure…ok then.
I Think the Daily Mail Has A Fear Of Good Questions
How is it possible to write an entire story on afamous chef with a food phobia so intense that all he could eat was cookieswithout asking him why, if the fear was so bad, he decided to build his entire life around cooking? Call me crazy, but it seems to me that would be the …
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If This Ain’t The Deal Of The Century, I’ve Officially Lost Touch
Right now on eBay, somebody is selling a Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim cup that hasn’t yet been rolled. What’s that? Yes, of course I’mserious.I’d never lie to you, you know that. High bid at this moment is 99 cents. Yes, somebody actually bid on the thing. People never cease to amaze me, they …
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A Definite Case For The What The Fuck Department
Why on earth would you cut up noodles with a steak knife while they were cooking on the stove? What the hell? Had this man never cooked before? Well, I guess he’ll never cook again, and his kids will never be the same.
Eat Them Up, Yum!
Here’s a new kind of creepsake, only this one you don’t keep, you eat it. How would you like some German sausage made from the blood of military airmen?