Ok, a drug deal goes bad, so the guys start torturing the guy who was supposed to hand over the cash. they hit him with a paddle, shave his hair, throw urine on him, and burn him with hot cookies? What the? If he paid up, would they have given him some? Since when did …
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Paying Disrespects
Can you imagine being at a funeral, seeing a guy come in, and then start laying the smackdown on the deceased? The weirdest part is nobody knows why he did it, he didn’t even know the guy.
>Cancakes
>Society’s quest to cram everything imaginable into a time-saving box has taken another step forward with the release of theBatter Blaster.Yes, pancakes in a spray can. Add somepre-cracked eggs in a milk carton,and you’ve got yourself a true breakfast of champions. I’m not sure what’s more distressing, the idea of spraying an aerosol can over …
A Crappy Invention
Wow. Here’s a new one. I just got emailed a link to the weirdest USB thingamabob I’ve ever heard of. And, you can’t just buy this little gizmo, you have to build it yourself! So what are you building? That would be, drum-roll please, a USB tird! Tird? Yup, tird. Apparently if you connect enough …
There’s A Market For More Than One Of These Things?
Remember that goofy USB scented oil burner? Don’t ask me how or why, but I guess the idea must have taken off, because another company is now competing with the original.
Why Would They Run That?
So the other morning I’m sitting around readingThe Merc,and I notice a mistake. No big deal, newspapers make them all the time. But being the decent citizen that I am, I decide it would be a good idea to email them and let them know just in case nobody else has caught it yet. I …
You Stole A What?
Today, I saw something sad. There’s a bakery downtown that I always walk by, and outside it, there was a bowl of water set out for passing doggies to stop and have a slurp. Well, today, I went by and there was no water bowl! I asked for some water, and wondered where it went. …
Home Cosmetic Surgery?
Ok, explain this one to me. You decide you need cosmetic surgery. You find a couple who say they’ll do it for a reasonable rate. You are brought to their office and find that their office is actually a filthy house filled with drugs and syringes and four children running around in it and you …
Rock Bottom
This story starts off pretty boring. Michael Marburger was a successful salesman of medical equipment who then found himself addicted to booze and gambling, and fired from his job. So, to feed his addiction, he started stealing medical equipment. But the only medical equipment he stole was, well, colonoscopes. He would march right into 22 …
Mmm…Sunchips!
Holy shit this is a day full of weird news. Have you ever thought about eating your newspaper after you’ve finished reading it? No? I hadn’t either. Butthis woman from Edmunton has nibbled on it every day for 7 years! Yup, you heard that right. She doesn’t have Alzheimers, there’s nothing wrong with her mind. …