I will readily admit that I’m a sentimental person. I like to keep things that remind me of people and times of the past. But there comes a point where sentimentality ends and morbidity begins, and when it comes to pets, that point is here. Apparently, if your pet dies, the people at Pet Crematorium …
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I Rest My Case
I don’t know what I’d recommend, but I don’t think going on a hunger strike when you’re on death row seems like an effective negotiation strategy. I agree the conditions he’s describing sound absolutely horrible and not fit for any living creature to live in, but when they have you in somewhere because you’re going …
Volunteer?
It looks like the guy who wanted to tattoo breakfast on someone’s head has found himself a volunteer. Yes, I said volunteer, as in will not be getting paid for this. There’s no way I would ever allow anyone to do that to me, but at least the guy who has decided he will is …
What Does MADD Stand For?
I always thought it was Mothers Against Drunk Driving. But its founder’s name is…John! And its president’s name is…Steve! How did these men become mothers? Are they hermaphrodites? That’s the only explanation I can come up with.
I Hope The Pay Is Good
No matter how hard I try, I can’t get my head aroundthis story.I’ve been sitting here trying to write it up for about the last 10 minutes and I just can’t make it sound right, so I’ll let the story do the talking and throw in comments where I must. LONDON (AP) – As a …
Order your Creepsake Today!
Eeewww! I don’t know what took me so long to talk about this, but better late than never I guess. I keep seeing this ad on TV. Thankfully, the sound quality is better on TV. But the concept is the same. Basically, these sick freaks have made a coin to commemorate the fifth anniversary of …
Maybe He Should Eat Some Fruitcake Instead of Being one.
Man, some people are just loopy. I heard about this guy who went on a hunger strike to protest the fact that raw milk cannot be sold. He gave up the fight after not eating for a month, only drinking raw milk and other fluids, losing 50 pounds, and being urged by supporters that he …
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Tell me why?
Tell me the earthly reason why we must have stockings for pets. They’re not going to open them. Christmas doesn’t exist in arf arf world or meow meow land. So why pay extra for a bunch of little toys? Why not buy them a bone and some treats or a ball of string and be …
People Are Strange…When You’re a Stranger.
I dunno, I just thought that title seemed appropriate. What is with this tendency for blinks on email lists to randomly add people they don’t really know at all to their msn messenger lists? Are they that loneley that they want to get to know new people, and this is the only way they know …
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Why?
Tell me why some geniuses created the Micro Grill. Just try. It’s a grill in your microwave. It does everything a grill does, just as fast, but it’s in your microwave! So…just buy a grill! The only difference, besides it being in your microwave is you can put it in the dishwasher. Yee ha~! So …