I think we found the people who just might need the Christmas dinner guests DVD. They’re also likely soon to be the proud owners of a USB Secret Base Emergency Button! Let me let the article explain what this thing does, because frankly, I couldn’t make it sound any more geeky. Plug it in, press …
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How Do I Know If I’m Officially A Loser?
Well, if you feel the need to buya DVD of people acting like they’re eating Christmas dinner with you so that you don’t have to feel like you’re by yourself,the chances are pretty good that you might just have a problem.
Another One For The "Do We Really Need That?" Files
If you’re one of those people who thought that the SMS tea kettle was a great idea, then you’re going to love the new self-stirring mug. As for me, I think I need a good cry.
When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go
Man urinated on cash till. There are certain things in this world that I don’t even try to understand. This is one of them.
Help A Brother Out
Something’s been bugging me for a few days, and looking at our search stats, I can’t think of a better place to look for an anser than here. I was writing up some music news forSalty Hamthe other day, and I came across a story aboutEddie Van Halen writing some music for a porn film.In …
USB Arms Race?
Earlier, we heard about the USB missile launcher. Now, with tensions mounting between east and west wings everywhere, someone just upped the firepower, or so it would seem. A device that is a USB hub when not being used to defend against the enemy looks amazingly like a nuclear missile launcher. We’re all doomed!
Matt, Want One of these?
I laugh every time I think about this. there’s a USB missile launcher! With this device, anyone can make their coworkers shake with fear, because with a few clicks of the mouse and a click of the red button, they have the power to unleash…foam rockets at them! If only this existed when a friend …
No Thanks, I Think I’ll Pass On That
You can now buy blue cheese perfume, though why you would want to do such a thing I haven’t a clue.
The Living Definition Of Stubborn
Man spends 50 years in tree after row The thing that strikes me the most about this story isn’t just that this guy decided to live in a tree for 50 years although that is pretty crazy, but that he’s been up there since his son was 5 years old. Some of the earliest memories …
Fruit Is Like Oxygen
Ok, thanks to me and my stupid titles, I can’t get that old love Is Like Oxygen song out of my head now. I hope somebody knows which song I’m talking about so I won’t be alone. It’s one of those songs that once you hear it, or even think about it, it’s in your …