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>You’re Olan Yahal Mitchell. The police have stopped you for speeding and they’re pretty sure you’re drunk. You decide you’re not taking any of those goddamn field sobriety tests and have scored yourself a seat in the front of a police cruiser because of it. So, what to do while you’re waiting to see what …
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The story of 68-year-old Karl Ludwig Eichner and the head-shaped rotting watermelon he was adamant did not belong in the ocean is another of those times when I need say nothing funny or serious to add to the strangeness of it all. A woman who was at the beach with a friend observed a rotting …
Here’s a nice bit of police blotter goodness from the Marin Scope. What would the crime be, exactly? Maybe we’ll find out at the hearing. I’m sorry. Suspicious Circumstance: Second Street. A caller reported seeing a subject open a bottle of Advil, then begin inserting the pills into his ear. Police searched the area for …
I’m not sure if this is a Russian thing, an internet thing or simply a dumbass thing, but apparently burying yourself under ground for a night is a thing. And according to the BBC, it’s a thing that won’t bring you good luck or cure your fear of death, unless your definition of either of …
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Hmmm. This is just weird. This is the story. Wish I had more details. One sunday afternoon, an unnamed man who is apparently pretty close to blind got a knock on his door. “I’m here to give you an enema,” a woman said. He had just had some intestinal surgery, so thought maybe this was …
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I’m gonna cry. Seriously. Gonna lay down my head and cry. We try to write intelligent things on Twitter and on the blog, and between us, Steve and I have 250 followers or so. But a bunch of birds pecking on a bacon fat-covered keyboard get 2654 followers. Whyyyyy? I’m telling you, it’s like the …
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Um…ok? The man went into the store at 2501 S. French Ave. at about 10:30 p.m. Thursday and walked to the cough-drop aisle. Police say the unknown man looked around, unzipped his pants and urinated on 110 packages of cough drops. Afterward he walked to the pharmacy and tried to fill a prescription, but didn’t …
Now and then one of us will come across a story that we’re just not sure what to do with. Sometimes we can chuck it to the other guy and whoever that is will run with it. Sometimes one of us will ask the other for some ideas and go from there. And other times, …
Now there’s a woman who won’t let anything get in the way of her fast food lunch. Police wanted to stop Roberta Spen, 64, because they noticed her brake lights were faulty. So, they flashed their lights at her trying to get her to pull over. No sir, she was not going to pull over …
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What’s up with people breaking into places and taking a shower? First we had our showering, 911-calling burglar, and now we have Joshua Wordell, a guy who broke into two houses it seems only to take a shower. All he stole from one house was a green towel and a bottle of Snapple. Snapple? Are …