I Think They’re Both Nutters

Ok, people need to chill out with their texting rage. First, we had those dudes meeting up to fight because one of them texted the wrong number, and now we have people engaging in a knife fight because of a predictive text error in a text message. I guess the story goes that Neil Brook …

I Call For A Code Blew My Mind

I saw this a while ago, but couldn’t find a story on it. If you collapse in a hospital, you would think that you would have help readily available, right? Apparently not at Peace Arch Hospital in White Rock, B.C. according to Stephen Braybrooke. His father collapsed feet from a nursing station, and the nurses …

She May Be Toothless, But She’s Not Grinning.

What’s up with this? A dude, for no reason that is given, pushed his disabled mother down, choked her, and ripped out her upper dentures. What? Why? Even weirder is this isn’t the only case I’ve heard of some random guyripping out people’s dentures. Now the only question is whether Christopher Harding rips lots of …

If You’re Happy And You Know It, Stab A Friend

Eek. Don’t piss off Michael Preston. He might make you think he is a jovial fellow, but he might just stab you in the neck. The story goes that Preston, who has a smiley face tattooed on his chest, was arguing with David Mason about money. They went outside and goofed around in the snow, …

I Guess It was Beyond Help From Tuning

Thanks Ann for this one. Now that’s just weird. Suddenly, out in the middle of Biscayne Bay, there’s a piano! Nobody knows how it got there, all they know is someone placed it on a sand bar at the highest point to make sure it doesn’t go under at high tide. How the hell could …

And…She Took Off Her Pants?

Here’s an interesting one for ya. We’ve talked about lots of drunks with neglected babies. We’ve talked about drunks driving into snow drifts. But I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a drunken mom who drove her car into a snow drift, got out of it and then took off her pants. Yeah ok. In …

He Had A Different Kind Of Community Service In Mind

What the hell? Two guys come to a place to do some community service. A lawyer takes them upstairs to explain the program to them, and…whips down his pants. here’s the 911 call, complete with perplexed operater. Really, what else is there to say? Why in Christ would he do that? I guess only Thomas …

If You Had Dreams For These Kids, They Died Today.

Let’s start with a soundtrack,shall we? Ok, picture this. You’re a kid, about 12 years old. You notice a blue cube on top of a filing cabinet in a classroom. What do you think you should do? If you respond by saying nibble on it, you’re not alone, and you’re also very very dumb. It …