What the hell? I’m sure there will be much more to this story, but as of right now, all I know is some woman in Cambridge was found consuming her pet dog. Police were called to check on her well-being, and found that she had dismembered, and was eating, her dog. Now she’s in for …
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Doughnut Delivery For The Cops
We’ve talked about people coming to the police asking if they have any warrants for their arrest. Now, someone’s actually committing crimes in the hopes that they’ll get arrested! Yes, Julie L. Pennington was drunk, so drunk that she wasn’t fit to face a judge the next morning. What I’d love to know is what …
The Stuff In The Store Was Free, But You’re Not
Here’s a weird one. There’s a store in Edmonton devoted to saving things from going into the landfill. People pay a couple of bucks to drop something off, and then it’s free for anyone to take. It’s called the free store. Yup, the free store. People just take stuff, ya know, for free. Well, somebody …
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Lose The Weight And Maybe Even Your Life, but Save A Few Bucks
Inevitably, at some point you will think to yourself during or shortly after the holidays geesh,I really need to lose some weight. Well never fear, because help is at hand. Not only can you lose those pesky extra pounds, but you can keep them off by performing your very own gastric bypass surgery using your …
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Kiss Your Tongue Goodbye
We have an update on the tongue-chomper from yesterday. For starters, we have her name, Karen Lueders. I’d say the judge was right to order her a mental health evaluation. Karen Lueders did not speak during the court appearance, but she leaned over to a reporter as she was escorted out in handcuffs, saying, “I …
What’s Wrong? Wife Got Your Tongue?
This is another perplexing one. But I’ve noticed a pattern. New Years kisses and kissing after singing Christmas carols can lead to bloody amputations. Eek. This one happened between a man in his 70’s and his 50-year-old wife. They sang Christmas carols, he went to kiss her good night, and she bit his tongue right …
So Duh!
This is so senseless and stupid and I don’t even get it. A woman walked into a grocery store in Michigan, bought 42 cans and bottles of soda on her Bridge Card, which is a government-funded debit card designed to be used for buying food. Then she immediately fed the full cans and bottles into …
All I Really Need Is A Song In My…Belly?
Fredrik Hjelmqvist, please explain to me why on earth anyone else would want to play audio from their stomach. You did it, and you’re weird, but why in hell would anyone else want to? Yup, that’s what he did. The owner of a hi-fi equipment shop put a battery-powered device inside a capsule and swallowed …
I’m Messed Up In The Hospital, Smacked With Refried Beans
I really have to wonder if Dezmen Silas was taking lessons from the guys who brought a meat thermometer to a theatre. It’s the only way I can explain why he had a can of refried beans at a nightclub! Carlos Harris, a bouncer, asked Silas to leave because he saw him light up a …
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>He Should Have Stolen Some Rope Too.
>Who knew trying to get clean would mess things up so badly. But because Rickey Scott stole $86 worth of soap, he’s being charged with a felony. Why on earth would you need to steal that much soap?