What Would Jesus Do? Not That.

Wow. I would recommend that anyone in Des Peres think twice about going into St. Paul’s Lutheran Church. they won’t even accept Jesus! Apparently, Neal Thompson dresses up as Jesus and goes to a different church every Sunday. He has been doing this for 22 years. He usually gets some raised eyebrows, but then they …

Her Bite Is Worse Than Her Bark!

We’ve talked about dog and owner look alike contests. I think Kathleen Minneker would win a dog and owner act-alike contest. Good lord. Because her dogs weren’t ready when she wanted them to be, she bit and scratched the groomer all over! I love this little piece. “She bit me, clawed me and was on …

Mmm…Kittens!

Does Francis McGinley know Gary L. Korkuc? They both have twisted tastes in food, and they’re both twisted individuals. Can you imagine being McGinley’s room-mate? You’re just in your house, loo dee doo, when McGinley, who’s been hittin’ the McGinley pretty good, comes home with 2 blood-soaked 4-week-old kittens. Was he trying to rescue them? …

A Thief Not Interested In Stealing Intellectual Property

Now, how often does that happen? For some inexplicable reason, a professor in Sweden who wishes to remain anonymous decided to leave his backpack full of things like keys, credit cards and a laptop full of important research data abandoned in a stairwell while he slipped into the laundry room. Of course, the obvious happened …

Shantell Nicole Issues

How’d you like to be in the area where this happened and witness this bizarre chain of events? Bartlesville police received a report of a citizen needing assistance in the 400 block of Southeast Adams Boulevard. The victim there reportedly told police that Ishem had gotten into his truck and stolen his donut. As police …

Signs Point To Yes

I’ve heard of robbers crying, apologizing, or losing their nerve, but I don’t think I’ve heard of a robber asking their victim if this was a bad idea. I’ve also not heard of a robber punching someone in the face and then staying around to find glasses that had been knocked off during the struggle, …

What An Asscid Hat!

Remember Bethany “hey pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” Storro? Well, she made it up. She threw the acid in her own face! Police figured this out when her story started to change over time. The article says they searched her home. I guess I can assume they found a bunch of acid …

I’m Sure The Opossum Wishes It Was Dead

I came across this video on how to give an opossum a proper pedicure and so many questions flood through my head. Let’s just watch the video, so then I can remember all the questions. Ok, so she starts off by saying today we will learn how to give your opossum a proper pedicure! My …