What Is And Is Not Ironic…And Now I Want A Chimichanga  

I saw this comic about what is and is not irony on Twitter. Well, I should say I saw a link to it, because it was a great big ol’ image. But because I’m persistent *coughcough* annoying *coughcough*, the guy who sent it out actually read it into an audio file! Isn’t that awesome beyond …

Disorder In The Court!

Here comes another one who hasn’t learned that trying to beat up court officials probably won’t work out so well. This one, after being held in contempt of court at a domestic violence hearing, tried to take out the judge. I guess she didn’t see court security, but they sure saw her. Down she went. …

Don’t Forget To Sort That Into The Orgasmic Waste Bag

I really have become quite jaded. I can read a story about a woman chopping off her husband’s penis and think “Meh, whatever.” But a couple things about this one caught my attention. After she had, um, removed his thing, she put it through the garbage disposal! Oh dear. Unlike John Bobbitt, he ain’t gettin’ …

I Need A Drink. Are Any Of You Bankers?

Commercials drive me friggin nuts! Just heard one for Laker beer that said “You deserve an easy drinking beer for a hard working price.” What? Does that shovel full of marketing horsecrap even mean anything? Easy drinking beer…for a hard working price. Let’s break this down. I know what an easy drinking beer is. It’s …

Thanks, I Think

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Give Charges/He Dumb

When you have the limited grammar skills possessed by Joe Nathan Michael, I would understand why you might have to resort to robbery to make money. He walked into the bank, and his note said only “Give money/I gun.” The teller gave him some money, along with some other tracking device type thinggies, and the …

Thoughts On The Troubles In Libya And Everywhere Else

I haven’t talked about what’s going on in Egypt and Libya and Bahrain And Tunisia and everywhere else over there that I may have forgotten about. It’s not that I don’t think it’s important. I guess it’s just that I felt I didn’t have anything else to add except holy crap look at the carnage …

The Importance Of Capitalization

Ann sent me this yesterday, and I chuckled. How true. Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the importance of correct grammar. I have noticed that many who text messages & email, have forgotten the “art” of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off …