I’m posting this um, erm, grammar lesson, for 3 reasons. First, I saw it on Weird Universe and it gave me flashbacks. I forget who found this back when I was at school, but I remember listening to it over, and over, and over again, probably until my room-mate wanted to employ the starring word …
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Snow Blower
Leo J. Powers was definitely creative in avoiding work. Everyone hates to shovel snow, right? Well, Powers decided he wasn’t gonna do it. How would he deal with the snow? Why, make a bomb and blow up the snobanks, of course. Well now he’s in a whole bunch of trouble because the cops were alerted …
Aaaa! There’s A Moron On The Loose!
I wonder if Joseph Moron and Bryan Scott Moron are related. Well, one of them only ended up being a drunken fool, while the other one sounds like quite the vicious individual. Well, I can’t blame him for being a little bitter. Can you imagine having the last name Moron? Imagine the jokes, the ridiculing. …
Lady, Go For Groceries!
What the hell? I’m sure there will be much more to this story, but as of right now, all I know is some woman in Cambridge was found consuming her pet dog. Police were called to check on her well-being, and found that she had dismembered, and was eating, her dog. Now she’s in for …
Why Is The Rent Money All Red?
There are two reasons I’m posting this. First, the idea of an old lady robbing a bank and a getaway driver who had no idea he was a getaway driver is hilarious. Also, driving up to the bank in a black jaguar probably isn’t the smartest plan. I mean, you don’t blend in when you …
Did Somebody Say McPlastic?
I saw an ad on the site saying that McDonald’s gift cards make a convenient and delicious Christmas gift. I’m with them on convenient, I love gift cards. Those magical little bastards make my gift giving life so much easier. But delicious? Who’d they get to test that, and how pissed off is he going …
All In The Family?
I mean absolutely no disrespect to the dead, but it seems to me that there’s something the matter with this here obituary. MORRISON, DEBORAH – November 10 in her 51st year. Loved mother of Bob and his fiancèe Nicole. Dear sister of Barb and aunt of Blair. There’s either a typo in there or Bob …
One Of The Many Things That’s Wrong With TNA
Matt Johnson has written a really good article for Slam! Wrestling explaining, essentially, why Vince Russo is a terrible wrestling writer and why TNA, in spite of all its potential, pretty much sucks and nobody watches it. Admitting that wrestling is fake on the air makes no sense for a wrestling company. Why would fans …
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The Doctor Is Not In The Living-Room
Two questions. What is permanent makeup, and if you wanted laser treatments and breast injections done, would you let someone do those to you on someone’s living-room sofa? If you see it here, you know the answer. Hearing about how the supposed cosmetic surgeon almost tore off her patient’s eyebrows and then the patient threatened …
So I guess The Drugs Did Their Job?
A little heads up, courtesy of sprinter LaShawn Merritt. Something you should not say after being banned from athletic competition for taking penis-enlargement drugs: “To know that I’ve tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around,” Your hands? Well, maybe, if …