What The Buck?

Judging from this article describing Principal Andrew Buck’s stance on textbooks, er, text books, every single family should withdraw their children from the Middle School for Art and Philosophy. I think they could find another school. here is an image of the letter. I cannot find a copy that I can put through OCR so …

You’re Choking On Salami That’s Between Two Buns And You’re’ Anti-Gay?

Rabbi Yahuda Levin’s comments do a fine job of illustrating that a. he’s a dick, and b. maybe he’s not so anti-gay as he says he is. In response to finding out that Republican Carl Paladino apologized for his anti-gay remarks, he said he was eating a sandwich when he heard the news, and “”almost …

Another Satisfied Customer

I got yelled at yesterday formaking fun of somebody’s name in a post nearly 2 and a half years ago.I bring this up not because one of us getting yelled at is a rarety (it isn’t), but because I think I have a new favourite piece of hatemail. u thank dhat shyt jfunni… fukk off …

Watch Those Typos Or You Could Wind Up Being The Doom Of Black Homosexuals Everywhere

I hate it when I make typos that I don’t catch before I hit publish. It’s one of those things that I think any writer who half way cares about what he’s doing is a little embarrassed by even if the mistake is fixed so quickly that there’s no way anybody could have seen it. …

What A Douche! No, I’m Not Talking About The Product!

Good god! Whoever it was at Summer’s Eve who came up with this add that tells women basically to douche for success should be immediately fired. Hell, whoever was in charge of creating and approving and dispatching the ad should all be fired. That not one of them screamed nononononono! means they’re all really really …

Stop! Try Again!

Steve found this letter to the editor about the upcoming relocation of buses out of the downtown square, and I’ve been meaning to tear it apart. I guess today’s the day. In case the link fails, Here’s its contents. Moving bus depot will kill downtown Relocating the city buses away from the downtown square and …

What’s She Trying To Do, Make The Baby Look Like The Shoplifter?

I have to wonder if Crystal Whitaker went to the Shannon Cooper school of shoplifting. Whitaker was in a JCPenney store with a friend and her ten-month-old baby. The two women tried to hide a bunch of clothes in a bag and run, but were confronted. So they ran…the only thing is they left the …

August Long Weekend Audio

Boy oh boy do I have a monstrosity for you! Remember how we said our Canada Day audio would never be heard by the world? Well, that still holds, so we decided to try again. And we created something even longer and crazier than that one! We didn’t mean to, honest. We just sat down …

>He Was Tired Of Checking His Spelling

>You would think that a cop, who likely had seen enough dumb forgeries done by criminals, would not commit one himself, But that’s what Ryan Barker did. He had been off duty for a few days, and instead of getting a doctor’s note, he just thought he’d make one. He might have gotten away with …

Some Weird Ads For Ya

It’s time once again for an episode of what the hell is up with these commercials? This one took us a while to put together, and it has less in it. There’s been this ad campaign pushing Ontario as the place to be. I think it started when we moved into this apartment, because I …