Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I’m feeling pretty jaded right about now. I just finished reading a story about a 94-year-old man gettin’ it on with a vacuum in someone else’s garage, and it was termed a bizarre case of public sexual indecencyyou won’t believe, and I thought “Yeah? I’d believe it, no problem. Just look at the humpings tag. …
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Wow! Another case of a messed up order turning into an all out brawl. It’s bad enough when a customer throws burgers and drinks at an employee, but for the employee to respond in kind is, um, very bad. Then the customers somehow got inside and started fighting with the employee. Dudes, orders get messed …
I was making breakfast and the radio was on. I think it was Chym. The chirpy woman was telling us all about the ALS walk, and she finished off by saying “Walk for those who can’t.” It sounded as though those words were not a burst of what she thought was creative genius, but a …
Yes, walking home in the cold sucks. But you know what sucks more?going to jail for carjacking an off-duty Chicago police officer because you figured driving would be more comfortable. For doing that very thing, George Floyd, 17, faces charges of vehicular hijacking, aggravated battery to a peace officer and aggravated fleeing as well as …
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>I was just looking at the comments on an entry at another blog when I came across this fabulous bit of mangled spam. anybody have the foggiest idea what it’s supposed to be about? I’m not clicking the link at the bottom to find out. I enjoyed the article and thanks recompense posting such valuable …
Swimmer drowns This headline got me thinking. Can you still technically use the word swimmer? I mean if he was swimming he wouldn’t be drowning, right?
Wow. Usually, translations are mangled but decipherable after giggling, but some of these mangled English translations in Chinese are completely hopeless. Cash-recycling? What’s Jew’s ear juice? How did a sausage become an enema? But I do like “The little grass is sleeping. Do not disturb.” I also had to laugh that Racist Park got mentioned …
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If there’s anything the business world is good at, it’s creating problems that nobody has, convincing people that they have them and then selling them something useless with which to solve them. Today’s example of this statement in action comes in the form of the EZ Cracker egg cracker and separator. Yes, no more messy …
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For what it’s worth and because there are always at least 2 sides to every story, here’s a little more on Matthew Clemmens, the fellow who threw up on the 11-year-old daughter of a police officer during an incident at a Phillies game. According to his uncle Dave, Clemmens was not drunk and did not …
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My black pepper/people post from before made me think of a poem I received on a list recently. I found it on a website, so I’m using that copy. It’s nearly identical to the one on the list. On the list they were talking about how this poem illustrates how braille literacy is most important, …