The Story Of Fail Is Made Of Win

Am I the only one who can’t stop laughing at the term fail being dissected in such a technical, journalistic fashion in the New York Times? In a few years’ time, the use of fail as an interjection caught on to such an extent that particularly egregious objects of ridicule required an even stronger barb: …

Is That A White Cane? Give It Time…

Here’s a good excuse for ya. No, I wasn’t masturbating and flashing those screaming women. What I waved was a metal cane! Really! I like to smile when I wave my metal cane. Damn you, you don’t believe me! And what stupid wording. He was waving his “body part.” So when someone waves a hand, …

More Ads That Make Us Think Too Much

It’s been a while since we’ve written one of these. But we thought we’d compiled enough commercials or slogans to do another one. We saw a commercial for something called “Juicy Juice immunity.” Juicy juice? It’s juice. Shouldn’t it be juicy? If not, it wouldn’t be…juice, would it? I know it’s a product for kids, …

Mine Tlakign Am More Betterer Than Yros

Instant messaging ‘chatspeak’ no danger to spelling: study Whether or not I agree with the conclusions drawn or not isn’t why we’re here. We’re here because somebody in a CBC newsroom may have just proven it wrong. A study in the British Journal of Developmental Psychology in 2009 said that regular users of chatspeak tend …

Instead Of Getting A Piggy Back Ride, He’ll Have To Put His Hands Behind His Back And Take A ride

The reporting in this story is sketchy, but I had to post it just because this guy asked a high school student for a piggy back ride! Can you imagine? He somehow persuaded the student he could help him with a college term paper interview. Then they said he started behaving strangely. How was he …

Matthew Don Can’t Read

Hey there Matthew Don Reed. Here’s a tip. the governor would not be caught dead writing a letter to a job applicant that read: It’s nice to have you as an employee of West Virginia,. Your super (boss) Matt talk a lot of thangs about you. I hope you stay with us a long time. …

What We Learned On Our Journey To VC Version 2.0

Woohoo! Why am I cheering? Because most of our work to update our blog and bring it into the present is over! Yeah! Actually, all the work on the current stuff is done. Now there are just things we want to do. And no blog posts were harmed in the implementing of this new design. …

Car Or No Car, No Way I’m Leaving My Kid Alone In This Town

I realize this is a story about the trial of yet another fool who left his kid in a sweltering car while he fucked off to do some stupid thing or other, but there’s still something totally wrong with the headlineSeven testify toddler looked hot.