Oh man. We have ourselves a double wammy. the headline is awesome, and there is an aptly-named fellow in the story. The headline? Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack. So now they don’t just respond to toe-tapping, eh? And the name of the arresting officer? John Lines. Hahahahahaha. Awesome. A story doesn’t get …
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Your Best Headline Ever For Today
Police rub out Beaver County massage parlor Nice work, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Yes, you are in fact the only one who thinks you’re making a clever massage joke, you pervert.
Apostrophes Dont matter? Thats A Stupid Claim
Guess where this is from. did you guess the UK? If you did, give yourself a big gold star. The city of Birmingham has decided that there shall be no apostrophes on its street signs. why is this? Because they’re too confusing, you see. Confusing? I would think having no apostrophes would make things more …
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If You Slipped in a Bathtub and Can No longer View Images, You May Be Entitled To A Huge Random Blog Post
I had a few thoughts going through my head, so thought I’d write them down. Every so often I get the CNIB newsletter, and at the top, there’s a link that makes me chuckle, cackle, giggle and guffaw. It says “If you have trouble seeing images, click here.” Heeheeheehehehehe. I know what they’re trying to …
Total Nonstop Yacktion
I have a question for anybody who watches Impact as it happens on TV. How do you do it? Between all of the yammering in the ring, all of the yammering backstage, all of the recap videos and the commercials, I can’t pull it off. I either overload my brain trying to follow everything that’s …
My My, Such Big Words To Describe Such Childish Acts
Wow, there are some not so fine specimens hanging out at this buffet here, but the best part of the story was the way it was written. A dude bumped into a “lady”, or so she insisted. They apparently knew each other. She called him fat and said he didn’t need any more food, or …
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I’ve Got Such A Woody Right Now…A Woody And A Few Slivers…
It’s a new year, and that can mean only one thing. That’s right, new stories about people humping things! First up (see what I did there?) for 2009 is Jose Raul Moreno-Lopez of Tampa, Florida. Unless somebody has come up with the $7750 required to spring him, he is currently sitting in the Orient Road …
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Back Off! Get Your Own Illness!
Last night I saw the new Maple Leaf Foods you can eat our meat again without being killed by listeriosis ad for the first time. It was pretty simple, a lot like the ones that ran right after the shit hit the fan. Company CEO Michael McCain calmly addresses us, letting us know that well, …
I Like chinese…
this is why I will never, ever, ever, try to learn to speak any Chinese dialect. I would probably try to say hello, and I’d say the Chinese equivalent of “Fuck you.”
No Room at the Pub?
This is funny, but in the hideously bad sort of way. Jesus turned water into Stella, you say? I’ll have to remember that the next time Steve orders a Stella…or maybe the next time he just has water.