Monday Night Wars, Take 2

Here we go again. I’m trying to come up with a bigger wrestling news story than this one that doesn’t involve a death or a murder, and I’m drawing a total blank. TNA officiallyannouncedyesterday that starting on March 8th, Impact will be moving to Monday nights from 9 to 11 PM. In case you don’t …

Wrestling Sucks And So Do I, But Wrestling Sucks More

“If WWE keeps booking wisely like they did here and refrains from making stupid decisions to try to fool people…”Me, speaking under the mistaken belief that there was still a shred of a fucking clue left in somebody around that shithole. So yeah, about that. After watching a pay-per-view that was ok at times and …

Eddie Fatu, (AKA Umaga), Dies

Eddie Fatu, probably best known to wrestling fans or anybody who reads my wrestling posts here as Umaga,died today at the age of 36 of what is believed to be a massive heart attack. He hadn’t wrestled for WWE since being released in June reportedly due to his second violation of the company’s drug testing …

Good Morning. Can I Go Back To Bed Now?

I have no idea what I’m writing about here, I’m just writing for the sake of writing. I guess we’ll see how this turns out…wonder if any of you will bother to read it to the end. I hate my body. Yeah, let’s start there. My body can go to hell. Since Carin has to …

Business 101 With WWE

Let’s play pretend for a second. You’re a company. You’re running 14 pay-per-view events per year. Each of these events costs $40. Year over year, your buyrates have been falling at a pretty significant rate. What do you do? Do you lower the price? do you cut the amount of shows you’re running to a …