There are a lot of things I don’t understand. One of them is how criminals, drug dealing ones specifically, manage to text the authorities with sales offers on a semi-regular basis. Is it common to have cops in your contacts, or are that many people simply that unlucky? Perhaps we should ask Amy R. Horman …
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The Sender Needs Time On The Couch, But Not That Kind.
If you’re trying to sell a couch, do you really think sending pictures of people engaged in the act of oral sex on said couch is a good tactic? I don’t know about you, but I’d be worried about what would have been left behind on the couch, and would want to run far far …
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Want Some Drug Charges?
Ok, that seals it. We now need a wrong number tag, and I’m making it just as soon as I put this up. I’ve said it before. If you’re dealing drugs or doing any sort of criminal activity, and you’re using your phone to do it, triple check you’re texting the right number. Otherwise, you …
The Number You Have Reached Is Not The Dealer.
We have another texted wrong number, this guy was looking for drugs and texted the sheriff instead of a dealer. If I were the dealer, I’d be changing my number. The funniest part is what happened when the sheriff sent a detective to meet with them for the deal. The detective found the teens…with their …
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Wacky Lackey
Look, James Blair Lackey, if you’re going to send a big ol’ cellphone picture of your nether regions to someone, check the damn number, would ya? If you don’t, and the number’s wrong, you’ve got yourself an offended woman and some obscenity charges. And this is a message to everyone. If you’re going to send …
Wrong Number, Right Time
Wow! How often does that happen? The teacher tries to humiliate someone, and the class ends up getting a speech from a diplomat! It all started with an errant phone call to Logan Svitzer, who was sitting in high school history class. His phone just kept ringing and ringing! The teacher got mad, marched over …
You Have, One, New Drug Deal In Your Mailbox
Here’s a tip. When calling your boss and leaving a voicemail, always check that you’ve hung up properly before continuing with your activities, especially if they involve making a drug deal. If you don’t, you may end up fired, just like Joseph Stankiewicz did. He claims that it’s not him on the recording, but a …
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My Ruined Life Is A Series Of Beeps
I’ve gotten a few errant text messages from time to time, but never have I decided that I should meet the wrong number-texter and fight. But that’s what Scott Allen Elder and Brian Matison decided to do. They met in a parking lot and Elder, who actually is the younger of the two men, shot …
I’m Sorry, You’ve Got The Wrong Mindset
Here’s a new one for ya.Phone: ringme: Hello?pauseme: ah shit here we go, a telemarketer.heavily accented voice: Hello. Is This (says some name that isn’t mine)?me: Nope, you have the wrong number.heavily accented voice. No. I have the right number, just the wrong person. Yeah, and in most of the sane universe, that means you’ve …
Wrong Number, Big Mistake
Ya know, if you’re going to call a friend at midnight to announce that you killed all the bad guys in your videogame by saying “I have killed them all”,ya might wanna triple check that you’re dialing the right number, Especially if you’re Thomas Ballard, who has an outstanding warrant for his arrest. It wasn’t …