15 Mar, Sat, 19:56:20Google:what can you sing after someone just went juicy doodoo? Um, why would you want to sing after someone just went juicy doodoo? I usually don’t like to hang around people while they’re taking a crap. Why are you watching them poop? You’re a sick man, a sick, sick man. The only …
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I Have To Bring This Up…
I have two questions. The first is why haven’t we asked the second one before now. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s ask the big question. For years, we have gotten searches for “how to vomit,” “how to make yourself vomit,” “How do you vomit?” Is ralphing really that confusing a …
You Were Looking For Me?
26 Feb, Tue, 12:01:21Google:carin short Were you looking for a Carin Short, or were you just wondering if I was short? I don’t know if there’s an answer to the first question, but the answer to the second is yes. Why do I find this search queery so funny? Maybe it’s because I was always …
Just Because I Like To Help
19 Feb, Tue, 21:24:34Google:mushers secret where to buy in toronto It’s not *in* Toronto, but they’re a Canadian source. Try Canvasback Pet Supplies. Good luck in the search for Mushers’ Secret. I’ll never be without it in the winter again!
To Be The Man, You’ve Got To Harm A Rodent! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
18 Feb, Mon, 21:46:34Google:ric flair hurts guinea pig I haven’t seen Raw yet, is there something I should know about? Ok, What The Fuck Department, you know what to do.
Seek And We Shall Find
We’ve been noticing a lot of people on live search looking for a certain drunken bus fight on the vomit comet, the bus in Toronto where Matt got the name for our blog. Some of them mentioned YouTube. So, since everybody’s looking for it, here it is. Did I get the right fight? Next time, …
Don’t Wizz On The Central Air Vents!
Every time I think about this search result, I giggle, then gag. Does that mean I gaggle? Har. 02 Sep, Sun, 20:51:24 Google: If dog urinates on the outside central air conditioning unit is it possible the strong smell,feel of urine can go through the whole house? I don’t have an answer, but in response to your …
Paging the What The Fuck Department
10 Jun, Sun, 03:10:34 Google: girls getting smucked to sex What does that even mean? What could this person possibly have been trying to find? The only thing I can think of is that somewhere out there, there was a person who got hit, [or smucked as some say], by a vehicle of some kind and just …
Saving Some People Some Time
Wow! I never know what people are going to choose to search for and come to our site. Ever since I wrote the post about the herbal king, we’ve had at least 5 searches for this king, some seeming to wonder if it is a scam. Let me save them some time and say, make …
You Are Here?
It seems like I say this every time I start one of these things, but I have to say it again. It’s been way too long since we’ve done this, sorry about that. It’s also been way too long since I’ve done pretty much anything around here, so sorry about that too, unless you hate …